They say this only affects new trials but it broke my ongoing trial and I had to immediately upgrade to a paid plan. Bad form.

My eyes are not vertically oriented, why would I want that?

Maybe they don't even know.

I mean, they have it publishing blog posts about its actions -- one would think they'd read its own blog at the very least? (Unless.. scary thought.. this person unleashed so many bots that they're not even bothering to look)

Oh no, not the economy.

I wonder how many scientists and experts they had to fire to get to this point?

I like to stare right into the windshield where I think the driver's face must be, make them think I can see through the tint. I doubt it works.