Because one of the most common themes on HN are Stripe complaint posts immediately getting the attention of Edwin? I recall Patrick being more active on product announcements / otherwise positive news. I appreciate their level of reactivity here, and the truth is complaining on HN really does eyeballs on problems where their internal processes seem too broken to help.
And swinging round Home Depot to pick up some buckets in the event of a fire is cheaper than funding a fire department, but it's not really the right tool for the job.
If your option is either lose $400,000 or pay for a lawyer - you're of course right that you want to get a lawyer.
OP said:
> Honestly that's the next step. Hoping to not have to involve lawyers.
My understanding is that OP was hoping to communicate with support and get access to their accounts without paying for a lawyer - as that would be preferable with a cost of ~0$
All three of us appear to agree - If that doesn't work definitely time for a lawyer