Thanks for posting this, it's good to know that Stripe is like Paypal in that they might just decide to not give you your money, and their uncaring bureaucracy will just waste your time.
For all its warts and the trouble and waste it causes, I'm still very grateful that crypto exists and I hope that it continues to exist until a real solution to digital cash (where bullshit like this can't happen) pops up.
Until then, godspeed crypto, you wasteful dysfunctional mess of a solution.